pbandjily:

musicalhogwarts:

batdude:

in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful

#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably shit in your backpack

i’ll probably shit in your backpack

new best threat

thdoctor:

does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment

sheasstyle:

nointerrruption:

oh my god but could you imagine harry going to parents day at preschool and having to fit his huge body in those tiny plastic chairs as he sits next to his child helping them color and write their name and he’d probably let all the little kids put stickers all over his body and in his hair and it might hurt to take them off but he wouldn’t mind ;_;

i dont want to talk about it bye

tomorrah:

tomorrah:

if I was Lux I would just laugh maniacally while choosing what baby photo to put in my senior yearbook. 

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

joshsux:

when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget

orangewave:

people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about

rosesollux:

“I’ll write every single URL-“

lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*